

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts
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do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt



